A Conspiracy Theory: the rant you were warned about

Park Jinwoo and Park Woojin are the long lost brothers. I don't even remember what I was watching at this point when I realized this. It may have been that Monsta X/SVT/Wanna One collaboration stage. It may have been an AB6IX music video. Honesetly, it doesn't even matter what I was watching only that my realization felt like this:

I thought maybe I was crazy until I went on a long and embarrassing spiral, but here we are. One shame spiral and a large increase in likes on tumblr later and I have my evidence on why these two are secretly brothers. 

Exhibit A)

Their faces
Woojin JinJin

This really needs no explanation. The facts are there in their adorable faces.

Exhibit B)

Stellar Dancers

WoojinJinJin

They're both in their respective dance lines and definitely deserve to be there. If you need further proof please tell me because I could watch these boys dance all day....You know what here's some videos anyway because no one is here to stop me.

Side Note: shout out to anyone dedicated to filming one member for an entire song. I can't even look at just one member for one song let alone be concentrated enough to film them

Exhibit C)

Smiles that make my heart melt

JinJinWoojin

I swear these boys have the cutest smiles on the planet. They just radiate pure warmth and happiness. If their smiles don't make you even the slightest bit happy you're a monster. Sorry I don't make the rules.

Exhibit D)

Rocking the blue/green hair
JinJin  .            Woojin  

Anyone who knows me knows how I feel about colored hair. And hot damn if these boys don't impress with their hair. I believe I yelled when I saw JinJin's blue/green hair for the first time.

Exhibit E)

Desperate for members love and affection

Woojin attempting to win affection and being disappointed.

JinJin wants to be accepted as the visual and ASTRO just won't let him @1:40

 I'm here for members that demand to be told their loved all time because I relate.

Exhibit F)

Rap Legends (like cute baby rap legends)

This doesn't demonstrate the cute baby rap legend that I just claimed JinJin to be but it's an important video.

I stumbled across this awhile ago and thought "wow this is good" and then never went further than that. I was a fool.

Exhibit G)

Not helpful with bugs:

Woojin is the one who runs upstairs.

JinJin here with advice but no action. 

Exhibit H)

Secretly super fit


 


I say secretly because it's occasionally talked about but rarely shown. This was all I could find gif-wise. These boys keep covered up which I respect. But they're also adorable babies so I was surprised upon finding out they had abs.....I also felt weird trying to find gifs of their abs..

Exhibit I)

Both being that joke of "whoever screams the loudest is in charge"

Woojin and JinJin both appear quiet at first but given the chance and often out of necessity they are LOUD. 

Exhibit J)
Pink hair and flowers photo shoot

Refer to Exhibit D for my feelings on colored hair.

Exhibit K)
Having no shame whatsoever

Woojin Exposing Himself

JinJin will do anything to make ASTRO laugh

Those are (some of) my reasons that the Park WooJinWoo boys are twins. Brothers. Whatever. They're eerily (adorably?) alike and I want them to become friends. 

If you made it this far you deserve an award. Tragically all I have to give is my love

Maknae Minho